Barnyard

Barnyard

What's this? A new episode? But it's only been a month and a half! Look, shut up and appreciate the agony we went through to bring you our analysis (analopsis) of Barnyard. Two days recording, three attempts to get all the right audio files on one computer. One surprisingly bigoted cow movie.

In this episode: bad morals, every -ism you can imagine, WILD MIKE

Movie: Barnyard (2006)
Director: Steve Oedekerk
Rating: like a far side collection possessed by the spirit of right wing talk radio, but without the humour, charm, intelligence or artistry

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

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Tom Hanks All the Way Down

Tom Hanks All the Way Down

We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement. Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going *Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable.  Movie: The Polar Express (2004) Director: Robert Zemeckis Rating: Santa is dogecoin Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

24 Joulu 20241h 34min

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light

It's been a while since an episode was a complete, unmitigated disaster from beginning to end. Hosts going through it, movie abysmal, audio files swallowed by dark gods. This month we inflicted Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light upon ourselves, for critical damage. If you know or care about Yu-Gi-Oh! you too will feel your life points drain as we display about as much in-depth knowledge of the franchise as we have about Star Wars. There are cards, and there are righteous twinks. That's about all we've got. IMPORTANT: Do not educate us about Yu-Gi-Oh. Featuring: corncob PSA, all of the Beatles in a big bed together, that movie with the countdown, Pegasus Undertale's brat summer, a Saw trap for Cami personally, and a bunch of words I probably can't say on iTunes. But don't worry, I can reclaim. Movie: Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light (2004) Director: Hatsuki Tsuji Rating: there are better things you could be doing with your time Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

9 Elo 20241h 13min

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Welcome to the world of Tiny Don Cheadle, where only scoring a million points in super-basketball can facilitate his master plan to put LeBron James in Game of Thrones. Or Something. We watched Space Jam: A New Legacy and came away knowing less about the plot than before we went in. It's a lot like The Emoji Movie, but infinitely more embarrassing on pretty much every level.  Featuring: the Star Wars memory hole, Andrei Tarkovski's CATS, cami's casketball, live subtitles for American listeners, podcast therapy, and LeBron's special move that kills Bugs Bunny. Movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) Director: Malcolm D. Lee Rating: ah shit lads, just remembered I don't care at all Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

3 Heinä 20241h 13min

The Emoji Movie

The Emoji Movie

😩⌚🎬⬅👩⚔💀 you get it it's the fucking emoji movie. god help us. PROGRAMMING NOTE: show notes and bonus clips will go up on Patreon next week, as Lee is out of town all weekend. In exchange, you get this episode a day early. Yippeeee! Featuring: soup wizard's poison stew, patrick stewart's third home, amazing deals on james corden, evil charger that deletes your phone, and the eternal sunshine of lee's emoji mind. Movie: The Emoji Movie (2017) Director: Tony Leondis Rating: movie that could have been a powerpoint Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

31 Touko 20241h 13min

Leo the Lion [LOST EPISODE]

Leo the Lion [LOST EPISODE]

!!!LOST MEDIA RECOVERED!!! This bonus full-length episode drop is as much a surprise to us as it is to you. After our CATS theatricular spectacular, we actually recorded another episode in September 2020. First, recording was delayed by [VARIOUS GLOBAL EVENTS]. Then editing was delayed by a computer failure. By the time the edit resumed, the entire intro (about, you know, [VARIOUS GLOBAL EVENTS]) was so dated that we didn't know what to do with the episode. Before we could decide, another computer failure took the matter out of our hands. We believed the almost-finished episode was lost...until now. Four years later, while consolidating various external drives, Lee discovered a backup of the rough edit. As we careen into another, somehow worse, US election, against a backdrop of zero solved problems and several new ones, we present our episode on Leo the Lion (2005) in all its depressingly-still-relevant glory.  Featuring: Matt Mercer jumpscare, the shortest movie, Dumbo does an Icarus, Leo the Lion nightcore remix, and a horrible horrible forgotten prophecy that we are bound to obey in 2026. Movie: Leo the Lion (2005) Director: Mario Cambi Rating: Cuesto e la deal with Mario Cambi? You can find show notes, stills, links of interest, outtakes and ephemera on our Patreon for the low low cost of some dollars. intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

17 Touko 20241h 25min

Our Drawings - Princess Movie

Our Drawings - Princess Movie

Once in a while, it does us good to check out a nutritious, homegrown independent movie. Something made with love, care, copious ambition, and a free copy of Blender. Something like Our Drawings - Princess Movie,  better known as that thing with the beatboxing puppy. As fans of Dracula's Angel know, we will go to the mats for an incomprehensible passion project every time. Join us for an absolutely mindbending viewing experience, followed by an undergraduate lecture on postmodern art by way of skibidi toilet. Watch along on Youtube and open your third eye.  Featuring: Bearfoot is legal, animator burnout, failed quicktime events, all suffering is inextricable from desire, and new mom Sim behaviours. Movie: Our Drawings - Princess Movie (2023) Director: Calobi Rating: A surprisingly nuanced exploration of the multifaceted pressures imposed on aspiring artists by our present market-driven culture, and the way these pressures complicate cross-disciplinary and intergenerational solidarity. With a beatboxing puppy. Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

1 Touko 20241h 20min

Riverdance: The Animated Adventure

Riverdance: The Animated Adventure

Did you think it was over? Did you think we were finished? Did you really, truly, honestly believe we have anything better to do with our time than bicker over certified rotten animated features? Foolish. Four years after Cats tried to put us in the ground, we are risen again like the good lord himself. For humanity's sins, we watched Riverdance: The Animated Adventure. Featuring: Unnecessary lockdown hobbies, things that go beep boop, Cami dated a guy once, grandma's charging dock, and Irishman colony collapse. Movie: Riverdance: The Animated Adventure Director: Eamonn Butler & Dave Rosenbaum Rating: Poison to frogs Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

1 Huhti 20241h 6min

CATS

CATS

Our very first very special 2-hour On Release spectacular. What is there to say? We saw it. We went. There was vore. There were computer faces. There were naked human hands. Oh man. Oh boy. Oh kids. Featuring: Cami almost gets arrested, two literal dissociative episodes, filthy fursuits, a jellicle cat is a racist cat, everything you've ever wanted to know about trains (but it was too boring to ask), Ian McKellen's tongue acting, a tour of hell, podcast trial of the century Movie: CATS (2019) Director: Tom Hooper Rating: literalists go to hell Special thanks to interview victims: William "Just Here For Railway Cats" Harmon Chris "The Road Rage Cat" Fennell Joslin "The Boots-Wearing Cat" Harmon Jane "The Cat Who's Joslin's Mom" Mathews Randy "The Cat Who's Joslin's Dad" Mathews Abby the Consumptive Cowboy Cat Jenni the Cat Who Brought the Vodkas Kate the Aviary Cat Samantha the Cat Who's Happy for the Vore Community ...and two anonymous 12-year-old girls who had the misfortune to make eye contact with Cami while the audio recorder was out. intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie

2 Helmi 20202h 1min