“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”

A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.

Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.

Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.

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