Procrastination RUINED MY LIFE r/TIFU Reddit Stories

r prorevenge where EXCHANGE STUDENTS HOST FAMILY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED! Hotel screwed me over so I actively discourage tourists from booking there. Lunch revenge A kid kept kicking my sandcastle, so I built the next one with a rock. Revenge of a brother in law. My boyfriend ate all the pulled pork, so I finished his favourite biscuits I’m not replacing my tv on purpose Boss uses wrong name over a year despite being corrected many times, should we even bother anymore? Hot-sauced legs Hot-sauced legs Try to hit me? I’ll (pretend to) key your car Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Touko 28min

r prorevenge where She stole my snack. I swapped it spicy He kept trying to one-up me at work, so I let him take the job nobody wanted Petty revenge for my dad The time I got $400 dollar revenge on an abusive customer The Great Wall of Red Bull Mayonnaise Karen Psycho downstairs neighbour Boomer bullied me, now her inbox is being bullied hahahah You want to be rude, fine hope you like paying for a ton of pencils. I took the lids That 75yo building manager Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Touko 29min

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Touko 30min

r TOMC where I got made fun of for being trans today. I’m not trans. Another cake smashing ending in divorce. My wife just stopped talking to me. I don’t know when it started, but now it’s just silence. Update: I showed my wife the post. We talked. Really talked. My fiancé got the worst news of his life, and I think Im being selfish What my boyfriend just said to me in my sleep They talk about a family trip from 30 years ago like it happened last week. I pretended to be a girl on Discord for years… and I don’t regret it My sister-in-law keeps finding ways to make my big moments about her. What she did at my baby shower felt like the last straw. I made of the guy I'm seeing and he punched me on the face.. Don't want to stop pranking me? Eat dog food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Touko 31min

r amithejerk? where AITA for grounding my stepdaughter for selling my formal dress? AITA for booking my own Air BnB so I don't have to sleep on a couch for six nights? AITA for refusing to give up my life insurance payout and asking my ex’s family to refinance the car he left me? AITA for telling my foster sister she ruined Mother’s Day AITA for telling my DIL she is not a mother? AITA- Requesting a Nurse not be part of my care AITA- Requesting a Nurse not be part of my care AITA for blowing up at my sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection? AITA for cancelling on my friends wedding after he derailed my career and caused me financial hardship? AITA for expecting cousin to reimburse for flight and hotel when she uninvited me from wedding due to the bad behavior of relatives AITA for always dumping lemon on all my food? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Touko 29min

r TOMC where My brother abandonded his affair child to child protection services My husband was laid off from Microsoft by an algorithm — after 25 years, his last day is his birthday My cancer returned and my husband was happy about it. I learnt I resent him and he now disgusts me. I lied my way through a job interview, got hired, and now I’m in over my head, but no one seems to notice I secretly found out my friend is very rich I cut off my entire friend group because they believe I’m demonically possessed. I kept my side of the story in silence for over a year - it finally feels good to get it out even if that means Reddit. Got questioned at the food bank today and it really bothered me. I'm not allowed to use the adult bathroom anymore Crying because my husband's bestfriend drove 40 minutes to come pick him up My ex husband became rich and famous after our divorce I'm terminating my parental rights tomorrow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Touko 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to let my boss's kids eat my food? AITA for not agreeing to split the bill for a Mother's day dinner? AITA for Telling My Niece She's Not Welcome Anymore? AITA for refusing to wash a huge pile of dishes at my FWB’s house? AITA for wanting a photo at my wedding with only my bride and our biological parents, without my stepmom? AITA for pressing charges against my mom for stealing money from my dog’s surgery fund? AITA - For moving out early after learning my horrible roommate is terminally ill AITA for going off on a mother for bringing her kid to a freestyle skate session? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Touko 28min

maliciouscompliance where Written up for being nice I'm using too much of my PTO? Of course I'll email your team If I’m not a “Full Time” employee… "You can't do that work any more, because it's not your trained specialty..." Don’t want me start before 8:00? Fine. When do you need this done? Ok, right away it is. Told me I couldn't get time off to go home for holidays, fine I quit. Several years in a row till they couldn't be bothered with the paperwork. HR said “we can’t make exceptions” so I took all my PTO at once Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Touko 31min