Bonus Episode: Confessions of a Sex Line Operator!

Wait? What?! She's with him? He's with her? No way! As an emergency situation forces our characters to carry out their emergency protocols, the team is split up into couples and the success of the mission is put into jeopardy. We learn all about the MILF and DILF competitions that rank the parents of the fleet by their sex appeal, the lax rules on childhood violence that apparently allow boys to punch girls full in the face and get an insight into underwear regulation breaches (not those kind of breeches!) in this chapter of Lifeboat - an erotic story written by ShyChiGuy for Literotica.com. We're building to something great here, I'm sure of it! The action is kicking off in a big way in this chapter, but not in the erotic way that I had hoped - in more of a disastrous and scary way, involving an attack by a possible alien sentience and a mere 5% chance of survival for two of our characters (although I'll say now that I'm 100% sure that they'll make it). TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains no sex (unfortunately), it's a slow burner and the romance builds gradually, so please bear with it! There are some taboo ideas in the story and there will be more sex scenes in later episodes!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Huhti 202448min

Sexy space shenanigans and intergalactic romance weave through this slow burning erotic sci-fi about two childhood rival's uneasy reunion as they are suddenly thrust together in an emergency situation and must ride things out in the Lifeboat! This erotic story - written by ShyChiGuy for the website Literotica.com - is set a long way into the future, a time when culture has progressed beyond present day norms. In this sexually permissive society, humans are colonising the cosmos and discovering new worlds as well as new passions! TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains no sex (unfortunately), it's a slow burner and the romance builds gradually, so please bear with it! There are some taboo ideas in the story and there will be more sex scenes in later episodes! If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Huhti 202454min

Roll the dice and take your card as you tune into the finale of this wacky series, filled with bizarre sex, thunderous orgasms and sexy, erotic transformation craziness on every turn! I'm sad to see it come to an end because this has been such a hilarious story, but don't worry - it goes out with a bang! Will the players get a happily ever after as the game comes to an end? Or will the winner screw everyone over like they did last time? Will Judy end up losing her virginity? Can either Chris or Bernadette fulfil their secret desires to sleep with Gabby, the sexy school teacher? Sit back, relax and immerse your inner self in this extraordinary final chapter of Magic Game - an erotic story written by Letitsnow for the website Literotica.com - and all your questions will be answered!Except any questions about the mysterious shopkeeper - that guy keeps his business on serious lockdown. I like to imagine that he's sat in the stockroom, furiously masturbating while he watches the game unfold on his crystal ball - but that's just me... You're free to imagine his motives in any way you want to!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains bizarre happenings, some hot sex and mild horror elements (it's really not that scary though to be honest!)If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Huhti 202458min

Ok, I was not expecting this: it's double or nothing! After seven long and painful years, spent trying to build a normal life in spite of their freakish transformations, Bernadette and Chris decide, against all reasonable judgement, to go in for another round of the Magic Game. Aiming to reverse the changes they were stuck with last time, and also hoping for some more erotic mutant sex along the way, they naïvely roll the dice and take their cards only to find themselves once again at the mercy of the game's twisted magic in this chapter of the story Magic Game - an erotic story written by Letitsnow for the website Literotica.comJoining them as they inch, square by square across the game board are new players: Gabby and Judy. The former a sexy Scandinavian schoolteacher, the latter her shy 30-year-old virgin neighbour who would rather be at home by herself. Presumably sitting in the dark and crying softly over her knitting while a dozen cats claw at the furniture and piss all over the carpet. This time the transformations are bigger and better - forcing them to move out into the garden to accommodate their enormity! How long before things begin to get sexual when a blue card amps up the arousal factor and Bernadette has been pining for another mythological orgasm for the last seven years...? I don't think you'll have to wait too long! TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains bizarre happenings, some hot sex and mild horror elements (it's really not that scary though to be honest!)If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 Maalis 202450min

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't ya? Actually, I think that should be: "don't cha..." It's the kind of freaky grammatical inconsistency for which the pussycat dolls and the story Magic Game - written for the erotic story website Literotica.com by author Letitsnow - have become famous. If you are the sort of person always finds themself internally answering yes to this question whenever you hear that song. Someone who dreams of having a freaky girlfriend, or boyfriend for that matter, then I have no doubt that this second chapter of the story will both delight and arouse you! Weird transformations, weird sex and multiple orgasms erupting from the weird genital combinations attached to our half mutated college students, soon to be merged and crossed with mythological beasts, is the frightening order of the day. Lose yourself in scenes which are as hard to picture as they are for the author to describe, as the game reaches its lusty end and the players begin to compete in earnest for the sexiest transformations and highest dice rolls. Who will win? Can there ever be a true winner in a game as horrifying as this one? Find out in this next exciting instalment! TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains bizarre happenings, some hot sex and mild horror elements (it's really not that scary though to be honest!)If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Maalis 20241h 7min

Here we go! Series 7 of the podcast and boy do I have an absolute banger to bring to you this time: Magic Game was written for the erotic story website Literotica.com by author Letitsnow. Prepare yourself for a weird erotic adventure focused around a creepy old adult board game where literally anything can and will happen to the unsuspecting players... no really, strap yourself in because this is the strangest sex story I have ever read on the podcast, and it is brilliant!You might think that a board game is a pretty dull way to spend your college spring break. Maybe you'd rather be out drinking and whooping it up with the frat boys and sorority girls? Aren't they the ones who are really pushing the boundaries of acceptable behaviour? Aren't they the carefree risk takers? Aren't they the ones out having adventurous sex with each other and enjoying all the orgasms?Think again sunshine! Roll the dice in this game and anything could happen! You might just have the best sex of your life...TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains bizarre happenings, some hot sex and mild horror elements (it's really not that scary though to be honest!)If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Maalis 202450min

What a ride we've been on together with Tom and Jess! Everything we've been building towards, chapter by chapter, has culminated in this exciting finale when our sexy couple close their erotic trap around the evil gang boss Frank Harwood and manage to have plenty of orgasms in the process... more than you might consider professional or appropriate for an undercover operation.There's plenty of sex in this chapter and also a satisfying moment involving a delicious confrontation with Frank, caught literally with his trousers down! There's also plenty of chances to cross off squares on your common phrases bingo card! - Available to download for free from the patreon page, no subscription required! How many can you spot in this week's chapter?TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Maalis 20241h 24min

Here we go again! More sexy, more erotic and more at stake than ever for our favourite undercover couple as they head over to BIG BOSS Frank's own private home to that Jess can have sex with one of his illustrious guests! Will Tom be able to do some snooping around while Jess keeps everyone busy, or will he be too horny to focus on work? Might Jess discover something important in the heat of the passionate moment? Will their marriage survive?! Bringing down the gang could be just one more orgasm away in this excellent erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.comThere are so many words and phrases that are repeated throughout this story that I thought it would be a fun idea to create a bingo card for you to cross them off as you listen, it's on the pateron page, but its free to access and you don't need to subscribe! So: GET YOUR FREE FUN BINGO CARD RIGHT HERE --> https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Maalis 20241h 9min