Rock of Love Bus Ep. 12 - When You Win, You Lose

Lara and Carey are rogue-mote once more before their studio movie, and they’ve got a lot of mess to cover. They discuss manipulative gay AI and its propensity for people pleasing, cyber sexing fomo, and the tragic death of Virginia Giuffre. Then back on The Valley, the group is shocked to learn that Jax has actually entered rehab (albeit 30 minutes away) and urge Brittany to file for divorce immediately. Jesse conspires against Michelle with theories about her alleged transactional relationship with a billionaire, Luke prepares to propose to Doute, and Danny’s drunken pig behavior towards Jasmine and her girlfriend comes to light. Then, Janet assembles the whole crew at Dave & Buster’s for her birthday, where Michelle and Jesse’s Cold War ramps up and a possible mole in the Boys’ Chat is exposed. Production Services Provided by: ⁠Tiny Legends Productions, LLC⁠ Executive Producer:⁠ Stella Young⁠ Tech Director:⁠ Guy Robinson⁠ Art Director & Social Media:⁠ Ariel Moreno⁠ Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor:⁠ Ness Smith-Savedoff⁠ Video Editor:⁠ Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Touko 1h 14min

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s birthday and entering a personal Year Nine, the Pope’s open casket diva moment, the Vatican’s ties to UFOs, Lisa Vanderpump reigniting her cosmic feud with Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian as a capital ‘A’ actress, Kanye’s latest shout from the void, and more.  Back on The Valley, Jax considers a stint at the “mental hospital” after getting a tough love house call from Doute, Zack takes a big step with his long distance relationship and reveals his gay hell apartment, Janet continues to be rindom, and Brittany staves off GERD enough to lay down the law with Jax and finally address the deviated septum in the room.  Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Huhti 1h 39min

Lara and Carey discuss the new season of And Just Like That…, Carrie’s nana outfits and circus top hat, and the ladies arming up in Trump’s America. They also discuss the peculiar friendship of Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise.  Then in the season two premiere of The Valley, the group reels from Jax’s “rock bottom” and domestic violence against Brittany. Brittany moves out and plans a White Party to celebrate her freedom while Jax plans a rival guys’ night to compete. Doute is vindicated in her martyrdom, Jesse and Michelle weaponize their daughter in their custody battle, Janet continues to be rindom as she continues her war with Zack, Jasmine praises her girlfriend who works in tech, and Nia is haunted once again by Danny’s threats to move to Santa Clarita. We are locked the fuck in. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Huhti 1h 42min

Lara is joined by Valley queen and certified Babe! Tierney Finster to dive deep into identity shifts, spirituality, and post-party girl evolutions. Tierney unpacks life after nightlife, how breaking a leg fixed her ailing root chakra, and how to have a marriage that's both sacred and slutty. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

14 Huhti 1h 13min

Lara and Carey finish out their current era of SUBS with the second book of Samuel, but first they talk Mickey Rourke’s bizarre homophobia against JoJo Siwa in the Big Brother UK house, an update in Virginia Giuffre’s Ringu journey, and a Beverly Hills apartment building locked in battle with a resident spreading poop-laden terrorism. Back in Samuel, King David mounts his quest against Jerusalem to take the crown of Israel for himself. Whether alienating his wife Michal with sober raving and stealing wives from soldiers, David does his best to stay in the Lord’s good favor. But his greatest match comes in the form his Fabio-haired son Absalom, who schemes to steal his father’s throne and turn him into the biggest cuck mankind has ever seen.   Chapters: 00:00 Coachella: Ass Out 07:01 Mickey & Jojo 24:36 Neighbor From Hell 31:18 SUBS 12 - 2 Samuel Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Anthony Matarozza Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11 Huhti 1h 34min

Lara is joined by iconic Babe? guest and dear friend Graydon Sheppard for a soulful journey through romantic delusion, erotic cheeseboards, Montreal exile, and life at 42. The two babes share tales of losing themselves in chaotic situationships: From Graydon's entanglement with a throuple to Lara's fantasy-fueled Italian architect moment. They reflect on sobriety, being in your 40s, and the hard truths about love, emotional independence, and the slow unraveling of LA dreams. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 Huhti 1h 12min

Lara and Carey return to the source with another rendition of Sexy Unique Bible Study, this time focusing on the first Book of Samuel. Before diving into God’s word, they discuss important matters, like Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry going for the glam on their tone deaf, upcoming Blue Origin space flight and Carey’s birthday blues. Then in 1 Samuel, we meet drunkard housewife Hannah who haggles with God and is granted a son, Samuel. Given to the priesthood, Samuel grows up a messenger of the Lord, eventually crowning Saul King of Israel, who grows fearful of his power slipping, especially when the ultimate twink David arrives on the scene. From slaying Goliath, pillaging nation states, having a clandestine gay relationship with Saul’s son, and thwarting assassinations by the paranoid king, David proves himself as the newer, sexier leader of the Israelites.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Anthony Matarozza Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

4 Huhti 1h 35min

Lara is joined by the legendary Chloe Coover (of Nose Candy Podcast fame) for a deeply sensual journey through scent obsessions, chaotic childhood memorabilia, and the lost art of challenging cinema. They spiral into a vortex of rose fragrances, reflect on the Beanie Baby bear market, and praise the underrated genius of Mother! Plus, they also discuss the art of podcasting, the horror of lawn trespassers, and come up with an Emilia Perez remix that's sure to be a #1 hit. Consider this a serotonin drip for your ears. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

31 Maalis 1h 28min