THE PEPSI QUEST
A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad.Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling.Then a final caller shares how difficult it is t...
17 Mar 202453min
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon.Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his...
13 Mar 202453min
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance.Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with...
10 Mar 202455min
“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”
A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop.Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch st...
6 Mar 20241h 4min
“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”
A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams.I hope t...
3 Mar 202459min
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT”
A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships.Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a...
28 Feb 202452min
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND
A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun? Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy ...
25 Feb 202451min
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transp...
21 Feb 202456min
