183- Does Distance Make the Sex Hotter or Out of Sight Out of Mind?

HEY YALL I'm covering the basics of sexting 101 (examples are provided at the end ;) )We talk "Talking dirty" statistics, some self pleasure for your man to eye & last but not least, how to talk like a nasty badass bitch, aka a very good wife indeed. SPICE IT UP BABY.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

20 Jan 202125min

For the first time in the history of ever my therapist is ghosting me vs me ghosting them?! What is this sorcery?! This episode is a Story time about how my current therapist is now my ex therapist. A look into my new journey microdosing mushrooms; why covid sex is snooze and why you should mix it up! Also you'll find out the longest Iv ever gone without sex EVER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

18 Jan 202126min

I start with losing my V-Card that one just hurt my feel feels, then we get to me not wiping good enough/properly, then we cover bodily fluids, annoying clingy mother f*ckers, and lastly a couple situations of being really REALLY inconsiderate of others. DON'T JUDGE ME bc I'm basically a saint now.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

11 Jan 202136min

From perspective of the cheat-ER, the cheat-ED, and the cheat-EE. Why do men and women do it? The serial cheater vs. non -cheater (or mistake maker) this isn't about what you do after this is about avoiding it all together. Drain his main vain ladies.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

5 Jan 202129min

Jordy got a little emo this episode; forgive her for shell be back to her vibrant horn dog self next time. This episode we cover how we are viewing men, is it fair? How did it shape us? Are we carrying into every relationship, I don't have the answers but here to ask the questions;) Time to let go of any misunderstandings and know your a baddie regardless if (biological, not sugar) daddy told you that or not! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

5 Jan 202121min

From Anal Sex to IBS. Im here giving you the "deep dive", ew, (briefly) into all things booty play. Get ready to blush.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

28 Des 202022min

Has the pandemic got you in your granny panties 247?, get that thong out and be a slut! Intro to The Horny Housewife podcast! Tips and tricks to get in the right headspace to get your ass laid, We gotta do what we gotta do ladies!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

23 Des 202022min

What is The Horny Housewife podcast?

23 Des 20202min