"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS"
Therapy Gecko4 Mai 2022

"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS"

A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller.

Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true.

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THE PROXY MARRIAGE

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A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remain...

26 Feb 202357min

“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”

“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.Afterwards a caller tells me how pi...

22 Feb 20231h 3min

"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG"

"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG"

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller w...

19 Feb 202357min

“I HAVE 7 KIDS”

“I HAVE 7 KIDS”

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.Afterwards a caller discloses that they have...

15 Feb 202355min

"I HATE MY NAME"

"I HATE MY NAME"

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting wit...

12 Feb 20231h

"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM"

"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM"

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move...

8 Feb 20231h 1min

TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.Check out Tim’s YouTube...

5 Feb 20232h 16min

i have a big announcement

i have a big announcement

I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out. DATES:3/16 PHOENIX AZ3/19 LA...

3 Feb 20235min

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