GECKING YOUR OWN WAY
After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wish...
30 Nov 20221h 1min
"I AM A VAMPIRE"
A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a co...
27 Nov 20221h 1min
"I AM A SEX ADDICT"
A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups.Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watc...
23 Nov 20221h 1min
"I'M LIVING IN MY CAR, AND IT'S KINDA NICE"
A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons.Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get...
20 Nov 20221h 10min
"I WAS UNJUSTLY FIRED"
A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a seri...
16 Nov 202256min
"I CATFISHED SOMEONE"
A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her.Afterwar...
13 Nov 20221h 4min
"I DRANK SOME GUY'S BLOOD"
A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice.Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their strugg...
9 Nov 20221h 2min
"I WAS KIDNAPPED"
A caller tells me the story of how he was kidnapped for ransom at the age of two in Iraq.Afterwards I speak with a tattoo artist living in Tokyo who felt inspired to call me after an acid trip, then I...
6 Nov 20221h 7min
