“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”
After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin. Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of followi...
16 Feb 20251h 25min
GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD
Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am so...
12 Feb 20251h 9min
“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”
A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one. Ok. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko...
9 Feb 20251h 19min
“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING”
A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died. Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement bre...
5 Feb 20251h 17min
“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS”
A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate. Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life. You ...
2 Feb 20251h 13min
GECKMAIL: “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF”
Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I ...
29 Jan 20251h 10min
THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY
A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs. Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom. I’m walking out...
26 Jan 20251h 10min
“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”
A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buy...
22 Jan 20251h 3min
