
"I'M AFRAID TO DIE"
This is one of my favorite calls I’ve taken on this podcast: a caller and I discuss his persistent health anxiety and how it has leaked into all aspects of his life. We chat about what it means to nav...
4 Sep 202258min

BOBBY LEE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
I am joined by comedian Bobby Lee to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a woman battling with self confidence, a guy currently at his great grandma’s funeral, a guy severely addict...
31 Aug 20221h 50min

TREVOR WALLACE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
I am joined by comedian Trevor Wallace to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a guy being removed from his parent's will, an aspiring influencer, a man lying to his parents about hi...
24 Aug 20221h 48min

"I'M A VIRGIN AT 26"
A caller tells me he’s been spending hundreds of dollars on an online girlfriend he’s never met to make up for his lack of romantic connections in real life. We discuss how he might be able to find va...
21 Aug 202258min

"I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER" (recorded in real life)
I smashed my computer with a hammer and decided to go outside and talk people IRL at the park as a gecko. Those people include a bounty hunter searching for a fugitive, a man obsessed with Funko Pops,...
17 Aug 202255min

"I STALK PEOPLE ONLINE"
A caller confesses that she’s been using a fake Facebook account to stalk various people from her past. Though she logs into the account daily to keep tabs on her enemies, we dissect the idea of delet...
14 Aug 20221h 9min

"I'M IN LOVE WITH 200FT MEN"
A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physica...
10 Aug 20221h 7min



















