“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hidin...
10 Des 20251h 15min
“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed moth...
7 Des 20251h 20min
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she beca...
3 Des 20251h 7min
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. ...
30 Nov 20251h 10min
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with ...
26 Nov 20251h 29min
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire ex...
23 Nov 20251h 21min
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”
A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a vie...
19 Nov 20251h 12min
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations. Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talk...
16 Nov 20251h 23min
