“I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY”
Therapy Gecko30 Jul 2023

“I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY”

A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever.

Then we revisit the concept of "gooning" - watching several screens of porn at once - with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction.

Finally we transport to the streets of Denmark where we discuss what makes Denmark the happiest place in the world, thoughts on America, and other stuff.

Walmart at 3 am was a bad idea. I am a gecko.

More Denmark stuff here: https://youtu.be/KrpeAuL-WIA

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