“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”
Therapy Gecko7 Jan 2024

“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”

A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself.

Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record.

Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship.

Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko.

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“THE MEN IN OHIO DISTURB ME”

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27 Feb 4min

“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”

“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting wa...

25 Feb 1h 26min

"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”

"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin Laden’s car through his association with the Taliban, and...

22 Feb 1h 23min

GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”

GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comHello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her lif...

18 Feb 1h 5min

“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”

“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the ...

15 Feb 1h 16min

GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”

GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comOn this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to his mother, a guy who’s speech impediment is affecting his socia...

11 Feb 1h 14min

“THEY THREW MY BROTHER IN JAIL”

“THEY THREW MY BROTHER IN JAIL”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military. ...

8 Feb 1h 15min

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