Help He Tinkled On My Toes
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22 Apr 32min
Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18 Apr 18min
Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail
Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15 Apr 45min
Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Apr 19min
Help My Poo Ruined Pudding
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8 Apr 42min
Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Apr 26min
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Apr 40min
Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Mar 20min
