The Cow Beef
Ted brings this case against his father Paul, who has become obsessed with cows. Ted argues that his father's cow collection and his inclination to randomly say the word cow, among other issues, indicate the need to tamp down the cow-talk. Paul argues that his obsession is merited, because "cows are our most important animal friends." Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
20 Jul 201136min
Garbage Man and Wife
Matt Haughey of Metafilter and his wife Kay split household chores right down the middle, except when it comes to garbage duty. Does the person taking out the trash have "garbage hands" that are only suitable to replace the trash bag and deal with all matters dirty? Judge John Hodgman decides! Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
6 Jul 201137min
Ob-Law-Di, Ob-Law-Da
Pat and Joe come before the court with a case about that famous rock band, The Beatles. Pat claims that The White Album is one of The Beatles' worst albums and has a scattered approach. Joe argues that the album benefits from its variance and is one of their best works. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
24 Jun 201134min
Justice is Out There
Randi and Chris were gifted Mulder and Scully action figures for Christmas, but differ on their purpose. Should they be kept in their original packaging, to retain value (and for laughs)? Or should they be freed, to re-enact X-Files episodes and general playtime? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
17 Jun 201133min
The Battle of the Baton
When Jake listens to his favorite classical music, he finds himself conducting furiously and with abandon. His wife Erica, an accomplished concert musician, says his flamboyant conducting makes a mockery of her life's work. Must Jake cease his carefree conducting style? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
10 Jun 201133min
The Friendship Inquest
Friends Adam and Will have a dispute about social networking. Is it Adam's responsibility as a young adult to get with the program and join the online social networking world, or is Will pushing his own life choices on his friend? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
2 Jun 201133min
The Toot Dispute
Jason's mom argues that whenever he passes gas, he should proffer an "excuse me" to whomever is present (according to general social etiquette). Jason says he's an adult and as such, is allowed to do as he pleases. Should Jason's mom butt out, or should be held to her standards? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
25 Mai 201132min
The Girlfriend and the Grasshopper
Jeff says his live-in girlfriend Courtney habitually hides food from him. Courtney admits that she's hidden food in the past, but only to save Jeff from his own ravenous tendencies, and that she has stopped the practice. Is Courtney a food-hoarder, or is Jeff a food-stealer? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
18 Mai 201133min
