PROGRESS Not Perfection, Potty Training & REAL Life Talk Episode 3
Yippee, you woke up today! Let's celebrate that! Gratitude is EVERYTHING. Gratitude for what you have, what you want, what you definitely will get! And even gratitude for piss. All over my house. Did I mention today is day 3 of potty training? WE GOT THIS PEOPLE! It’s important to focus on the progress, not just the outcomes. Life isn't always easy. Especially when the supreme court is trying to screw us over! Anyway I get REAL about my life story and I hope it helps you feel less alone…. TRIGGER WARNING: Being young is hard and I’m discussing statutory rape, emotional abuse, and the abortion I got when I was 15. My body, my choice. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Welcome to Idiot! -00:11 Meditation time, don’t worry it’s just one minute long -1:20 Five things you’re grateful for, GO! -4:20 ONE small thing you want to manifest, visualize it -7:00 It’s our JOB to share our gifts with the world -8:00 repeat after me: I DESERVE IT -9:00 I want a son who’s potty trained & I read Oh Crap potty training method -11:21 Day 3 of being naked and Pissed on ALL DAY -15:35 The dark chocolate reward system because…PEEPEE ON THE POTTY IS A BIG DEAL! -17:11 Did I mention we have a CHILDREN’S SHOW CALLED PAMMY’S WORLD!! I still can’t believe it -18:17 I cut my hair off so I could Mom Better -18:43 Saying yes to wayyyy too many things = D.A.R.E to “Just Say No” -20:47 Idiot = I went from being a broke suicidal drug addict to living a happy, sober, successful life beyond my wildest dreams -21:24 Idiots = All the stories I was too afraid to tell in my first book -21:45 I cannot BELIEVE we’re going backwards -24:29 I played a pregnant virgin mary while ACTUALLY pregnant at 15 -26:03 It doesn’t matter WHY I decided to get an abortion, it’s my RIGHT -28:55 Amazing, Amazing Nicole <3 -30:11 You kinda have to laugh… -33:20 My mom was nothing but compassionate & understanding -34:54 I hope my story can make someone feel less alone -35:24 Back to the kiddos, I love you all so much Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21 Jul 202237min
It’s Selfish NOT To Do The Things You Love Episode 2
AARRGGAAHUH! I’m fighting with my own brain today. NOT fun! Let’s just STOP feeling selfish for doing what we love most, OK?? It is our duty to share our gifts and talents with the world, NOT to feel guilty for them! It’s time to allow those doubts to pass you right on by. BYE-BYE doubts, and hellooooo confidence! Oh and heads up, we’re going to be manifesting today because that shit works. Just don’t ask me how! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 YippeeeeeeeeEEEEe, I’m just excited to be here -2:21 You’re an artist? MAKE ART… -3:00 It’s selfish to NOT share your gifts -4:47 Being scared shitless & doing it anyway -6:00 2 minute meditation time (If you’re driving DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES please) -8:51 10 things you’re grateful for -10:00 My morning routine -10:53 Law of attraction, it works for me -13:33 Food for Life Global, the vegan food bank -14:35 Facebook emailed me (yes you heard that right) and together we fed 40,000 people -17:50 The unstoppable mindset: “If you think you can, you CAN. If you think you cannot you CAN’T” -20:10 The rooms of AA are my higher power -22:00 One day turned into 10 years -23:45 Progress not perfection but also I’m getting Botox right after this -26:43 Can I smell yo dick? -29:41 Jlo’s ACTUAL Fountain of Fucking Youth -34:58 Did you have fun? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14 Jul 202238min
Let’s Get Fucking REAL Episode 1
I’M BAAAAACK!!! On the mic that is. What is this podcast you ask? Good question. It’s a straight talking, vulnerable, messy, beautiful exploration into all things life. So exactly like a conversation with your ride or die BFF! I call it like I see it, and keep things JUICY…I’m back and I’m ready to make this the best kick ass show ever! Am I terrified? Oh yea. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Welcome to Idiot! -2:30 HELP, why am I so dependent on my husband… -3:45 Sober times can be scary -6:11 Mom-comedy is tired -9:57 WE’RE LAUNCHING OUR OWN KIDS SHOW!! -11:00 Gratitude for Youtube Kids Shows -13:00 That negative voice in my head… -13:25 My crippling fear is taking over…will I lose everything? -16:55 I swear this was supposed to be funny…I was gonna prank call my sister -18:38 Everyone has a gift -20:15 I read The Tao Te Ching to learn how to do nothing -21:04 Love and be loved. And help heal the world with your gifts -21:59 I’m a really good mom -23:34 My vegan son kicked a chicken -24:53 I’m evolving and changing -26:00 “Live in your purpose & leave it” & I love you -27:50 Something that brings you joy- INSERT HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
7 Jul 202230min
THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: It's a Miss Jay Thing with Jennah Brittany
You don't want to miss this amazing creator cut it up with us, Jennah Brittany, aka Miss Jay. She is beyond talented and we go way back as collaborators together. When Jamie Fox calls and says you're funny, then...you might just be funny. Yeah, that actually happened. Enjoy! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -2:25 "God gave me this body" -10:11 Origin story -27:08 Jennah's not so good with jobs -33:15 The kid thing -37:05 The British thing -45:42 World Star Premiere -49:48 Adult friendship -1:05:59 Victoria Chase "Bolckbuster and chill" -1:08:41 Instagram Q & A -1:25:06 Miss Jay's advice to creators Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12 Feb 20191h 28min
THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Social Media & A-Holes With PatD Lucky
If you haven't followed PatD Lucky on Facebook, pause this podcast and go check him out. We loved talking with PatD about all things social media, vid creator behind-the-scenes stuff and well...there was a lot of talk about A-holes...there just was. Enjoy! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -3:36 Muckbang & Eating Naked -9:45 My two moms -16:35 Jail-chicken -25:01 First videos & SMS -38:33 Trolls -47:39 An a-hole DM -58:59 Where's K.O -1:24:57 Instagram Fan Q's -1:46:31 Outro * If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29 Jan 20191h 49min
THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: When You're In, You're In With Barry Katz
Barry Katz is legendary in the comedy community but even more impresively he has the most immitated voice in comedy. He has discovered some of the biggest names in entertainment when they were yet to be known like Dave Chappelle, Dana Carvey and yes, even Laura Clery. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -2:19 Voices -8:08 Women who are expecting -10:55 Barry's kids are woke -18:39 Yes Theory -27:06 Fruitful labor & reciprocal love -32:28 Podcast stories -40:46 Barry's comedy crossroads -45:32 Ellen's first tonight show -47:39 Positive/negative fate * If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22 Jan 20191h
THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: The Best of the Guests
We had so much fun with our guests in these episodes that we wanted to kick off 2019 with an homage to them with some highlight moments in this very special compilation. Happy New Year from all of us at The Laura Clery Podcast! Enjoy. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:43 Chelcie Lynn "Trailer Trash Tammy" -8:13 Brittany Furlan -14:52 Perez Hilton -19:41 Grace Helbig -25:08 Gareth Reynolds -31:39 Jennette McCurdy -35:09 Kyle Dunnigan 41:16 Simone Shepherd -44:39 Manon Mathews -48:08 James Aspey -51:24 Moby -54:47 Outro * If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
8 Jan 201958min
THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Baby Crazy Q & A
We're baby crazy! And apparently so are our fans! We've been pretty busy shooting our pilot for our new Facebook Premium show starring Pamela Pupkin but we wanted to hang with you guys to answer all of you baby questions for us this holiday. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:32 Plan B's suck -7:57 Guess the gender of our baby on The Laura Clery Facebook Group! Gender reveal video will be coming your way Dec. 29th -9:31 Facebook Fan Q & A -13:23 Birth plan (sooooo many options) -24:34 Debbie Downer Dude -28:43 Outro * If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24 Des 201832min
