“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”
A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop freight trains across America for the next 12 years. It’s one of my favorite calls from this podcast. He discus...
17 Sep 20251h 59min
"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"
A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a lifelong dream after many years. It’s perfectly fine to play 6 hours of Tetris every day. I am a gecko.GET BONU...
14 Sep 20251h 5min
GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”
I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with AI, fulfilling a fart fetish, iPad kids, and other things. I love reading mail. Please go with me to the big ...
10 Sep 20251h 8min
“I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”
A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a caller finds beauty in the small things, and a final caller has a life changing accident. I am the Connect 4...
7 Sep 20251h 28min
chatting with aldn as geckos
In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go when we die, going through rehab, childhood memories, and more. He is a nice guy. Check out aldn’s stuff here: h...
5 Sep 20251h 3min
“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”
A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay. It is time to use the bathroom at Paul Simon’s house. I am a gecko.GE...
3 Sep 20251h 14min
“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”
A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doing kratom, a lady loves her goat centric job, and a...
31 Aug 20251h 21min
is it better to be a human or a lizard?
This was originally uploaded as a video on my youtube channel here: https://youtu.be/Otm9cDuVTfw?si=Q2Fh50k68ZTJ0Osv I went to a gecko zoo in Brooklyn to discover whether it would be better to be a li...
29 Aug 202510min
