“I’M AN ESCORT”
A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living ...
12 Nov 20251h 24min
“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”
Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill. Later a caller struggles with whether or no...
9 Nov 20251h 12min
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”
A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET ...
5 Nov 20251h 12min
“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”
A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail. You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko. Come see my ...
2 Nov 20251h 19min
“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”
A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of oursel...
29 Okt 20251h 34min
“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”
A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller ...
26 Okt 20251h 22min
“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”
A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of ...
22 Okt 20251h 9min
“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”
A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me. The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I a...
19 Okt 20251h 15min
