“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”
A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work. This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my ...
22 Dec 20241h 18min
GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS
I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake f...
18 Dec 20241h 22min
“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”
A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week. Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final ca...
15 Dec 20241h 3min
GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES”
I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being scammed by a doctor, living alone, Pokemon cards, and other...
11 Dec 20241h 31min
“I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN”
A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike. How many fingers am I holding up? I am a gecko. Tickets fo...
8 Dec 20241h 15min
“I’M A BREAKDANCER IN MEXICO”
A caller describes how his foray into Mexico’s breakdancing scene has changed his life, and the struggles he’s having as a new dad. Afterwards a caller freshly out of high school tries to build a bett...
4 Dec 20241h 9min
“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE”
An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them...
1 Dec 20241h 9min
THE ICE CREAM QUEEN
A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should j...
27 Nov 20241h 8min
