S15 Ep796: The Accountant

In this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS! The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed by Paul Michael Glaser. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

9 Juli 20131h 17min

In this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind. S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directed by Clark Johnson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

2 Juli 20131h 17min

In this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3-D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3-D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD. Jaws 3-D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

25 Juni 20131h 20min

In this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan? Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

18 Juni 20131h 24min

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance! Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

11 Juni 20131h 32min

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is Godzilla hiding in New York City? And was Roland Emmerich really sticking it to Roger Ebert? Plus: Mayor Bloomberg battles Godzilla! Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

4 Juni 20131h 30min

In this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by William Lustig. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

28 Maj 20131h 23min

In this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot. Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

21 Maj 20131h 30min