BAES 123: Heists Are So Back (And We're Planning One)

ITS OUR 50TH EPISODE AND WE HAVE A SURPRISE! As if our tech overlords couldn't be any lamer or more cringe, the marketing folks at Canva dropped the most amazing, gut-wrenching promotional stunt we've seen in years. Plus, $NVDA drops another banger of a quarter, Ben gives his take on some stocks, Google AI search results are hallucinating like they're on drugs, Vivek bought a stake in $BZFD, and Chipotle is under fire for criminally small portion sizes. Ok I'm out of breath. Leave a comment to be featured as the comment of the week next week! And also, like this video! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode and to support the show :) But before you do that, make Glen happy and sign up for Moomoo to get FREE STOCKS, baby! Click the link to get 5 free shares when you deposit $100, and an additional 10 free shares when you deposit $1000: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ Watch the Meatball Special 4 HERE: https://youtu.be/wrxjb0Ovk_0 Sam Altman is full of shit HERE: https://youtu.be/5zMQ8UWGIu8 Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Maj 20241h 3min

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be successful in movies and TV? Lucky for you we've got Phil Matarese, who goes into every excruciating detail on how he has created and sold TV shows: the triumphs, the heartbreak, and everything in between. Sign up for the bonus episode at: https://www.benandemilshow.com See our latest episode here: https://youtu.be/5zMQ8UWGIu8 Watch Ben's Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG Follow us on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore and @ philorphilip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Maj 20241h 2min

We lost a big one, guys. A true legend. Above all else...a chainsmoker. We take a moment this week to talk about Jim Simons, who he was, and why you should care. Then we've also got a couple young guys who died suddenly at Bank of America, which is...bad. But anyway then we're talkin about HIMS now offering GLP-1 drugs, and of course, finally, we gotta talk about the ongoing drama over at OpenAI. Sam Altman is clearly a little drama slut. Leave a comment to be featured as the comment of the week next week! And also, like this video! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode and to support the show :) Also the Chase Sapphire sign up bonus is temporarily up to 75,000 points! Get it while it's high! Sign up at https://thecreditcardlist.com Hat tip to Sigal Samuel and her article on OpenAI: https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2024/5/17/24158403/openai-resignations-ai-safety-ilya-sutskever-jan-leike-artificial-intelligence __ Sign up for Moomoo and get free stocks! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ Watch the Meatball Special 3 here: https://youtu.be/5w-ZnMiihmQ We're so done with Jules Terpak: https://youtu.be/NF8VcDr_ggs Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

23 Maj 20241h 2min

WE ARE SO BACK BABY!! Or are we...? A single tweet from Roaring Kitty has single handedly ignited a firestorm of trading in Gamestop and AMC stocks. So is he really back? Is he aping fat bags? Ben has a theory that might upset you. Also we're covering the absolutely insane announcements from OpenAI that are truly game changing. All this and more on this week's BAES. Leave a comment! Like this video! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode :) Also, be sure to go to https://thecreditcardlist.com and get that Chase Sapphire bonus while it's up! __ Sign up for Moomoo and get free stocks! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ Stop wasting money on things you don't use! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/BAES __ Watch the Meatball Special 3 here: https://youtu.be/5w-ZnMiihmQ We're so done with Jules Terpak: https://youtu.be/NF8VcDr_ggs Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

16 Maj 20241h 3min

This week we've got the brilliant  @julesterpak  on to talk about how the proliferation of technology, social media, and the internet at large are shaping society right under our oblivious noses. Is it too late to save the masses? Are we better off reverting to dumb phones? What is happening to our stupid little brains and who is going to step in and do something about it? Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode :) __ Sign up for Moomoo and get free stocks! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

9 Maj 20241h 21min

We're back to our roots today with a market heavy episode just for you, cutie. First off, we've got HUGE news about marijuana, and also Dave & Buster's. Our main story: Cathie Wood is the celebrity hedge fund manager that single-handedly destroyed over $14 billion dollars in the last decade. And she's still going strong. Plus, we've got Zuck's comments that single handedly tanked META by $200 billion dollars and spooked the entire market, and Elon's latest grift to keep the Tesla scheme alive for another quarter or two. TRADE WITH BEN AT https://tradertreehouse.com Here's the link for Moomoo mentioned in the first few minutes! Get that Signup offer! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode :) __ This week's sponsor is Aura Frames! Save on the perfect gift for Mother's Day by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $30 off plus free shipping on their best selling frame. Use code BAES at checkout to save. We're also sponsored by Notion AI! Try Notion for FREE at https://notion.com/BAES __ This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Maj 20241h 8min

Did you guys know Ben kissed a guy once? It's true. In this episode we've got too much to list so just gather 'round and enjoy because it's a really fun one. Go check out Phil's band HUSHMONEY's new single: https://open.spotify.com/track/4z2O6WfAApjUMENWtpN7uz?si=b287ee45ac8c47f9 Sign up for the bonus episode at: https://www.benandemilshow.com' This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore and @ philorphilip TIMESTAMPS: 0:00-6:00 Song time 6:00-9:20 Ben is insane but not a murderer 9:20-17:00 Summer camp stories 17:00-19:30 Ben's first love 19:30-23:00 Ben was gay + Ben's brother 23:00-27:00 The worst pantsings we've ever seen 27:00-35:00 Butterflies, weird guys that are stuck in our memory 35:00-43:00 Doodoo girl, straight sex is gay 43:00-49:00 Emil pissed himself, sleeping at a friend's house, hearing a friend get hit 49:00-54:00 Emil washes improperly 54:00-59:59 Grandma text effects, mom texts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Apr 20241h

Watcher TV made a REALLY stupid business decision. Arguably one of the worst we've seen in a while. So we're picking it apart this week, along with some other absolutely bird brained dipshit business decisions we'd like to share with you: the Red Lobster shrimp disaster, the chips that make your ass leak, and more. Oh, plus one really good one because we gotta balance it out. Here's the link for Moomoo mentioned in the first few minutes! Get that Signup offer! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ This week's sponsor is Aura Frames! Save on the perfect gift for Mother's Day by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $30 off plus free shipping on their best selling frame. Use code BAES at checkout to save. We're also sponsored by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/BAES __ Watch the Meatball Special 2 here: https://youtu.be/klaNlKWM2Go See our episode from last week here: https://youtu.be/z1irpgxCTyQ Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Apr 20241h 7min