
đ¶ïž âSmuggle, Inc.â â Mexican Drug Cartelsâ biz. Crocsâ microdrama. AIâs Sci-Fi essay. +Self-Blowing Snowblower
Why are Mexican Drug cartels so hard to stop?... Because they're run like the Fortune 500Crocs' comeback plan is microdramas... 4-minute sultry soap operas of clogsThe Substack Selloff... It's a Sci-F...
25 Helmi 24min

đ° âHuman-shamingâ â Sam Altmanâs bubble. Axeâs bodyspray rebound. Milanâs Brexit win. +Hockey tooth recession
Axe Body Spray has a comeback plan⊠help users use less Axe Body Spray.10 years after Brexit, Milan is shining as the winner⊠Milan is the new London.Sam Altman dissed humans for drinking more water t...
24 Helmi 22min

đ€ âZuckâs Tiny Taxesâ â What Billionaires pay. New Balanceâs surge. Ringâs puppy problem. +Jamie Dimonâs bar
New Balanceâs sales have surged 180% in 5 years to $19B⊠all thanks to 1 single meeting.Amazonâs new service will find your lost dog⊠but itâs freaking out everyone (and investors).How do billionaires...
20 Helmi 22min

â·ïž âGnarly Numbersâ â Vailâs ski-pocalypse. Robinhoodâs VC IPO. Stanleyâs manly pivot. +$700K Girl Scout Cookie
Robinhood revealed the companies their VC fund invested in⊠because itâs IPOing this month.Stanleyâs Quencher sales are dropping⊠so itâs pivoting to guys, gym bags, and protein #ManlyHow do you save ...
19 Helmi 22min

đłđŽ âViking Victoryâ â How Norway wins. Budweiserâs revenge. Appleâs video podcasts. +Slytherinâsâ Lunar New Year
Norway has the most winter olympic medals ever⊠Their strategy? Joy is the new âinvisible handâ of economics.Alcoholâs disappearing, but Budweiser stock hit a 6-year high?... Turns out Dry January is ...
18 Helmi 22min

đ âUnmanned everythingâ â Olympics droneâs highlight. Stocksâ Grim Reaper. Save the Allbirds. +Ski Job Bonus
Gold medal for NBC Olympics? Goes to the drones⊠which is low-key dominated by China.Tech stocks are 6% off their all-time-highs⊠but the rest of the world is lapping us.Allbirds is closing all their ...
17 Helmi 22min

đŻ âLadies Brunchâ â Galentineâs $2.4B day. AIâs viral warning. Polymarketâs free grocery. +Sweetheartsâ econ candy.
That viral blog post about AI taking your job⊠reveals our economyâs Catch 22.Galentineâs Day has become a $2.4B spending day⊠Because the best biz ideas start as jokes.A $10B prediction app opened a ...
13 Helmi 21min





















