Fashion Bros Need To Be Stopped | Assumptions

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0:00 Intro
5:51 Crocs are not fashionable
7:13 Sponsor!
8:15 The performative male meme was engineered to stifle men from being creative
10:48 People are sick of there being a “color of the year”
12:10 People are too fixated on bringing back a year or decade
13:13 You can’t wear a band tee if you’re not a fan of them
15:07 Navy or brown doesn’t go with black
17:36 People should stop getting plastic surgery
19:48 Clothes only look good If you’re in perfect shape
21:15 Textures, beads, & feathers will make a comeback in 2026
22:22 Grow up and buy some leather shoes, stop wearing Nikes
24:00 More clubs should gatekeep people’s clothes at the door
25:19 Men should learn how to properly wear a skirt
26:36 Cringe or Ironic?

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