GLD 253 - The State Of The Date

Is there any part of the current dating landscape that is actually...hopeful?
Brian gives his annual State of The Date address, and breaks down current events, romance and race, political phonies, dishonest agendas, the loss of nuance, finding importance, missing connections, regaining balance, and the two things everyone needs to do moving forward!
Plus, can the answer be found in...nachos?