“Whatever I Do Will Be Wrong!” - Pete’s Party Planning Panic & Abbey’s Wardrobe Wisdom!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are still living their best lives in sunny Portugal — but it’s not all cocktails and calm seas. Abbey spirals into her biggest dilemma yet: how on earth to plan her 40th birthday when every idea feels wrong? Between kitchen renovations, skipped parties, and Peter’s “whatever I do will be wrong” defeatism, tensions are high (and hilarious).Ross chimes in with holiday dreams and more chaos ensues as they unpack why every marriage argument somehow ends with builders, bags, or birthday parties. Listeners write in with tales of Fitbit-fuelled competition, friendship ghosting, and family heartbreak — including one letter that has Abbey on the verge of tears.Of course, there’s laughter too — from Peter’s golf obsession and dream bench, to Abbey’s life-changing fashion advice that proves every mum can still feel sensational. It’s classic Therapy Crouch: a mix of sunshine, sarcasm, and surprisingly emotional honesty from podcasters abroad.00:22 – Back in sunny Portugal and feeling smug about it.01:08 – The surprise reveal: the kids think they’re flying home… but they’re off to Universal Orlando!02:38 – Flashback to Abbey’s secret pregnancy at Thorpe Park — and why Pete ended up as the bag holder.04:10 – Abbey’s Weekly Whinge: the never-ending 40th birthday indecision and kitchen chaos.05:24 – Peter admits, “Whatever I do will be wrong” — a brutally honest husband moment.06:25 – Abbey declares, “You’re not invited to my 40th!” and jokes she wants an upgrade.08:12 – The Kardashian kitchen dream and Pete’s sarcastic budget breakdown.10:32 – Home life meltdown: Abbey rants about builders, skips, and endless renovation stress.13:10 – The acorn apocalypse: squirrels, gardeners, and a ridiculous countryside conspiracy.15:00 – The “high maintenance” debate turns into a surprisingly heartfelt love declaration.16:45 – Abbey calls out Pete for his smartwatch laziness — then a listener’s Fitbit rivalry takes centre stage.19:25 – A listener vents about organizing a group gift — and creating a “spreadsheet of resentment.”21:20 – Pete reveals the bizarre golf tradition of buying everyone drinks when you get a hole-in-one.23:46 – “The Bench Legacy”: Pete’s dream of having his name immortalised on the golf course.26:10 – Abbey and Pete discuss fashion fails and why confidence beats trends every time.35:20 – Abbey gives a pep talk to a listener stuck in a wardrobe rut — “Tell yourself you’re sensational!”39:18 – Listener dilemma: discovering a friend has been replying to messages using ChatGPT.45:00 – A touching letter from a stepmum losing connection with her grown-up stepkids — Abbey gets emotional.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Marras 50min
Is He Hiding You? The Truth About Soft Launching in Relationships & Chat GPT’s Dirty Talk Test…
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special — and things get juicy fast. Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your burning relationship dilemmas and personal confessions. From how to tell the difference between playful teasing and emotional sabotage, to tackling the awkward art of dirty talk, no topic is off-limits. Abbey opens up about the trauma of post-pregnancy hair loss and how she got her confidence — and her locks — back, while Pete gives a surprisingly wholesome take on Christmas food tastings, banister indecision, and why opposites really do attract.It’s equal parts hilarious, honest, and heartfelt — the perfect pre-holiday dose of Therapy Crouch chaos.(Note: this episode was recorded before Pete & Abbey’s trip to Portugal!)00:00 – Abbey’s cookie chaos & festive food tasting at M&S00:03:20 – Abbey’s Christmas shopping panic and banister meltdown00:04:20 – Listener dilemma: When banter crosses the line00:06:25 – Hilarious “miniature donkey” moment00:10:10 – The Batman chin debate & couple impressions00:10:18 – Listener dilemma: Postpartum hair loss & Abbey’s honest experience00:14:39 – The “Dirty Talk GCSE Drama Exam” confession00:17:09 – Dirty talk attempt gone wrong00:20:10 – The “soft launching” dilemma—Is he hiding me?00:23:29 – Do opposites really attract? Abbey & Peter’s candid take00:25:05 – Relationship values vs. personality clashes00:26:09 – Final reflections: finding balance and saying goodnightEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6 Marras 25min
“That’s Made Me Quite Emotional Actually…” – This Listener’s Message Really Hit Home For Pete
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are soaking up the sun as the gang records from Portugal. Between tales of hangovers, gym disasters, and brutal Hyrox sessions, Abbey’s quick wit and Peter’s self-deprecating humour are in full flow.From the chaos of Brits abroad to parenting dilemmas, decathlon obsessions, and an emotional listener email about body confidence, it’s the perfect mix of laughs, reflection, and holiday chaos.Expect brutally honest advice on pushy parenting, hilarious household spats about bins and ladders, and the usual marital mayhem that makes The Therapy Crouch the most relatable therapy session on the internet.00:00:25 – Abbey and Pete welcome listeners from sunny Portugal00:01:43 – Abbey reveals how their “no drinking” plan spectacularly fell apart on night one.00:02:18 – Pete boasts about smashing his Hyrox workout — before pulling his calf moments later.00:05:01 – Pete limping out of the gym “like Saving Private Ryan.”00:07:24 – Pete gives Abbey his “Weekly Shine” for their stress-free airport run.00:10:17 – “It’s Brits abroad — we can’t help ourselves.”00:13:17 – Pete’s obsession with Decathlon, calling it “heaven for adults.”00:18:43 – Emotional listener email: a young boy nicknamed “Peter Crouch” learns to embrace his height.00:25:07 – The great “Air Fryer Obsession”00:27:09 – A listener’s boyfriend leaves one sip of milk in the fridge00:31:00 – Abbey dreams of ditching society to live in a cottage with 12 dogs.00:42:00 – Agony Abs turns deep: a listener torn between two relationships sparks heated advice from all three.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Marras 44min
Halloween Neighbour Wars, Signs From the Afterlife & Should Kids Trick-or-Treat Alone?
On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory.Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple).Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind.00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours?08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone?27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outroEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30 Loka 28min
The Ibiza Debreif: Champagne in Pyjamas, Landslide Chaos & How To Survive “Shark Week”
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.With our code THERAPYCROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFFat uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms andconditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, soyou can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is forLite only for a limited amount of time.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Loka 53min
Selective Hearing or Survival Skill? Why Men Stop Listening in a Marriage…
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughsEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23 Loka 24min
“I Nearly Quit Music” – Miles Kane on Arctic Monkeys, Paul Weller & The Dark Side of Fame
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and Shadows.From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos.The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In Agony Abs, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes.It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session.00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence47:00 – Agony Abs: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos & Amex dramaEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Loka 52min
“The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits.Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flagsIt’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos.00:00 – Intro chaos02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous?08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!”10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster14:00 – Homeopathic remedies & Abbey’s wellness obsession16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence & intimacyEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16 Loka 27min
