SCP-5255: "Primordial Truth"
SCP Archives26 Heinä 2022

SCP-5255: "Primordial Truth"

The truth, all of it.


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CW: None


Transcript


Patron Names

Edon, and Sian Bian


Patrons

Jack Stassi, C8linnn, Stephen Conger, Allan Smulling, Gin_n_Miskatonics, Bman1923, Giovanni Orsi, Frantisek Kos, Jonathan Jesus Macias, NomadCrow8001, Anver Mahmud, Fire545, Dominic Rupert, Meloyelo, Christin Clatterbuck, Jace Lyren, TanithGhost, and Grimreaperhd926!


Cast & Crew:

SCP-5255 was written by Tanhony

Narrator - Jon Grilz

Doctor Edon - Anver Mahud

D-2231 - Melissa Lusk

O5-1 - Russ More

O5-2 - Elissa Park

O5-5 - Brandon Nyugen

O5-7 - Madeleine Moore

Technician Bian - Madeleine Moore

Z-93 - Rissa Montanez

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Sound Designer - Travis McMaster

Music by Matt Roi Berger

Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons

Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah

Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska

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