Yes, Jack Armstrong Does In-Fact Use the F-Word. Here's the Proof.

Ladies & gentlemen of Armstrong & Getty Show listener jury...

We humbly submit the following piece of evidence in an effort to refute a long-held (and clearly inaccurate) claim made repeatedly by Mr. Jack Armstrong. For many years, Mr. Armstrong has stated, quite adamantly, that he DOES NOT, AND HAS NOT, EVER USED THE F-WORD. By entering this evidence into the public record, we hope to shine a light on the truth--and put to an end this ridiculous F-ing folly.

As the evidence clearly shows--YOU ARE GUILTY SIR!!!! GUILLLLTTTEEEEEEE!

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