Episode 215 - Friday, January 19, 1979

Ok, so the use of the word 'but' here STRONGLY implies that Jon believes that his owning a cat means that he is NOT a bachelor, doesn't it? Which means, ipso facto, precisely one of two things must necessarily be the case: Either Jon Arbuckle is a man who does not understand what words mean, or Jon Arbuckle is a man who is in a romantic and/or sexual relationship with his cat.

Oh wait, did I say "and/or"? No, we've definitely established through the course of this show that Jon is a guy with tremendous sexual appetites; he's clearly not the type to stick around in a committed, monogamous relationship with his cat and NOT have sex with it, OK? That would be ABSURD.

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