Size Isn't Everything - Ray Gets The Willies

Size Isn't Everything - Ray Gets The Willies

Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club.


This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine


#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWode


Transcript:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eoxOKhjy9M1k26_q3xNNQJs1L113DNlCIKH3ifnwmCE/edit?usp=sharing



'Episode Summary


  • Chinese New Year Of The Istanbullocks
  • Sponsored by Spick and Span Magazine: Ray's 80's erotica cupboard and shenanigans in James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul
  • Morgan Freeman Poem: Size Isn't Everything - Jeff Wode 'better in their general life and 'he's much better in our sex life and in our general life' - Cat Deeley and Ben Shepherd discuss Matt Barr's Penis - twelve inches - Academy Awards - John Thomas - This Morning TV show
  • It's not what you've got, it's where you stick it - Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video, Gladiator parody video
  • Celebrity True or False: Willie Nelson's Black Belt * Karate/Kung Fu * Jorma's Willie Nelson in the woods story * A Cross Joint 'what your grandchildren will be smoking in the future' * Roofies and Baileys * 'Willie gets the horn * Shotgun Willie' * 'Willie thinks he's hard' * KY Jelly * who Willie Nelson worked with * 'I love Willie' *Thespians
  • Honzie's Horoscopes for April: South African bogus astonomer * a rat in my kitchen * horse racing tips * Grand Nation * Gladiator homage * I am Maximus * James Earl Ray * Jack Nicholas vs Jack Nicholson
  • Blackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page * Arse Ticklers Istanbul * Putting a rubber on the end of your stick *
  • End Credits: Liam Neeson interview next week * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com
  • 'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast'

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