Top Of The Morning: Transexual Prostitutes in Istanbul

"Funnier than Jonathan Ross" - Graham Norton.

The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile Journal

1. Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called Bruce
2. Is The New American Dream: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks about how hopeless the two geriatric presidential candidates, Biden and Trump are and drops a revealing hint about Clint Eastwood's recent embarrassing hospital visit.
3. Aging Presidents discussion: Sharks, Electric boats and Morgan Freeman's age.
4. Plugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks Comedy. Being accused of being an NPC by a little bollix and not understanding internet slang.
5. True or False: Test your knowledge of boybands and rhyming slang for haemorrhoids (piles).
6. Mock The Woke (COMEDY SKETCH) Kaiden Stokes, the overly woke bloke, tries to order a pint of ''Guinness Beer'' from Greg, the slightly autistic bartender, who mistakes him for a Trip Advisor inspector. Greg tries to be ''accommodating and friendly'' and Kaiden ends up in a spot of bother with the police after he flashes some dollars around in a red light district.
7. Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: Which human organ becomes ten times bigger when it's stimulated?
8. Preview and Shout Outs

TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ROCe-4pODCDpFoGLVz4J6cGPagEEYMLNv-pnKKmzpOs/edit?usp=sharing

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