The Best Frizz Ever

In this episode: helpful guest notes, scatology, Venezuelan and South African poise, possibly rigged beauty contests, great hair, mauve, fame beyond measure, apostrophes and plurals, there's something about Meghan, how do Canadians say they're sorry, baby bridesmaids and unrelated bridesmaid drama, historical royal news, #RHONY, #BelowDeck, #TopChef, faking it for the new year, a Frenchman in a barrel, and teenage shenanigans.