r/MaliciousCompliance | WANNA HIT ME?! I DARE YOU!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE think that, from a certain age, elderly people should be tested to see if it's still safe for them to drive? DAE feel a weird sense of grief for the before times that you can't even really explain? Does anybody else spread cheeks before pooping, or is that just me (and my husband)? DAE think the 8-hour workday is too long? DAE Smell Periods before they happen? DAE have a tradition or practice in thier family that you later found out was done out of necessity or some other reason? Does anybody else notice the lack of self awareness of other people in public nowadays? DAE split up their life with “apple” and “pie” Does anybody else notice that their parents literally cannot watch movies anymore? DAE needs "face space" when cuddling? DAE notice that the new generation are not having kids?? DAE have imaginary conversations in their head pretty much all the time? DAE use the bathroom repeatedly in their dreams if they have to pee irl? DAE have a piece of pencil lead stuck in their skin? DAE get anxious when they are “scheduled” to do something? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Marras 31min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where PE teacher kept making fun of me because I was not athletic and I made him vomit from exhaustion in front of the whole class Revenge against the couple who stole out spot on vacation Taught my housemates a lesson after they kept blatantly disrespecting me and our shared space I came back in a 3-piece suit Entitled rich lady I called a bad driver’s company Horror movie level revenge on cheating Ex The kitten I adopted out of spite. Won't move your car? Enjoy the hour wait. And a car accident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Marras 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling my dad I can’t see how his prank was funny? AITA for not crocheting a blankt for somone I don't know? AITA for showing my girlfriend some criticism of Taylor Swift's latest album after she asked for it? AITA for calling my friends husband a useless piece of crap AITA for "threatening" to move out? AITA for "ruining" a vacation for my future MIL AITA for yelling at my BF because he woke me up? AITA for crashing out bc my friend called me a passport bro AITA for allowing two kids to have their bikes stolen? AITA for having my friends toddler take her first steps while her parents weren't there? AITA for leaving my friend stranded after she showed up late for the third time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Marras 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by accidentally finding out my 2nd babies gender TIFU by leaving my vibrator in my bathrobe TIFU by telling my gym crush “I love you” TIFU by confidently clicking my heels like Dorothy during a monitored online university exam TIFU by giving my dog boarding job an uggs blanket I found at goodwill TIFU by skipping my flu shot appointment TIFU by mixing random supplements for months and destroying my gut TIFU by using a weighted blanket TIFU by taking Viagra daily for nearly a year TIFU by trying to bring my girlfriend breakfast in bed and destroying my body instead TIFU by forgetting I was on an Amazon family plan… for years TIFU by accidentally becoming the neighborhood crow whisperer. This is my life now. TIFU by giving myself acid reflux for 25 years TIFU by saying “you’re my mammal” to my fiancé Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Marras 31min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Stop reporting about office burn out? Okay, done You demand to carpool in my car? Buckle up, cupcake! Absentee boss wants me to increase the daily order against my suggestion? You got it. You want the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup? I'll give you the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup. Same penalty for being 6 minutes late as for being 3 hours late? Ok boss. My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine No drinks at your desk. Fine, but don’t expect me to answer the phones "If your pay raise isn't enough, quit." OK then. Remove unapproved leave from the system Customer wants a man to help him. OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Marras 28min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Teacher called me Katherine because she couldn’t bother to learn how to pronounce my name, so I called her by her first name for the rest of the year! Don’t recognize my work? Have fun having no cake decorator during graduation season Using Animal Sounds to Interrupt My Roommate's Hookup I “Accidentally” Spilled Tea on a Girl Who Kept Shoving Past Me in a Crowded Concert Line Girl with perv at a bus stop The elite got a TASTE of their own medicine Cut me off to get to the gas station? Here's a UNO Reverse card for you. If I can't have it then neither can you My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine Sometimes Revenge happens on its own Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Marras 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not letting a kid eat my food? AITA for trying to set a boundary with my little sister after she opened my birthday present? AITA for taking my niece on vacation after her parents planned one without her? AITA for not wanting to quit my work position for my husband? AITA for telling my brother he has to change his habits before college? AITA for telling my mom she is also to blame for why my brother and I won't host our parents for the holidays? AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? UPDATE: AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? AITA for speaking Polish with my friend even though my wife doesn’t understand it? AITA for not wanting to pay my friend $2K for watching my cat? AITA for not disclosing my medical history to a stranger? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Marras 31min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU made someone realised they wasted 15 years of their life TIFU by asking my sister(F29) what day our parents’ anniversary is. TIFU by hitting on my married coworker TIFU by calling a smoothie bowl fat TIFU by stealing an Amazon echo dot TIFU by following a stranger home when I was 5 TIFU by accidentally sleeping in my neighbor’s bed TIFU by trying to compliment my girlfriend’s dad TIFU by congratulating my neighbor’s boyfriend on ‘helping his daughter move in. TIFU by using vaseline TIFU by possibly submitting myself topless to a video job interview TIFU by telling my niece her favorite YouTuber "fell off a cliff" TIFU - I think I pavloved myself into sleeping with my wife for food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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