Almost Resignations & Railing Orchestrations

Text us here! Hershall, a few weeks ago, as you will remember, I, your humble poderator, almost, as it were, walked out of the studio here, in central Oklahoma, at Pod'N Me. (the previous sentence may have had the most commas of any ever writ) But today, our Songleader Brad came under such severe (big word meaning austere) scrutiny (big word meaning to analyze) that he contemplated (big word meaning thought about) offering his resignation (big word meaning quit papers) on air (big word...