🙋 “Rent-A-Human” — AI’s wildest startup. KFC’s pickle plan. Predictions’ Corruption Detector. +Sleepcations
Bots proactively renting humans to do physical tasks for them?... “Rent-A-Human” is now a biz.KFC launched a pickle jacket… because the best marketers are trend foragers (be a truffle pig).March Madne...
30 Maalis 20min
👞 “Shoes Stay On” — Clear vs TSA. Uniqlo’s Dodger Stadium pitch. Pam Anderson’s anti-AI. +Fridge Ads
The winner of your 4-hour TSA airport line… Clear Secure. This is their one shot.Uniqlo is renaming Dodger Stadium & taking over America… with slow/fast fashion.What do Pam Anderson, Fruit Love Island...
27 Maalis 22min
🛌 “Air Mattress” — United’s premium pivot. Labubu’s bubble pop. Social media’s verdict. +Dogfooding
3 seats on 1 side of the plane can become a bed on United… Because they’re killing coach.Labubu stock dropped 23%… Will it end up like Mickey Mouse or Beanie Babies?The landmark cigarette-style social...
26 Maalis 22min
🦄 “+1,500%” — Secret SpaceX Stock. Gap’s AI hoodie. Salt & Stone’s Nascar deodorant. +Jargon Bulls**tmeter.
The Gap just launched AI shopping with Google… And Sam Altman’s got hoodie FOMO.A secretive venture capital stock already owns SpaceX & Anthropic… and it just IPO’d.The #1-selling deodorant on Amazon,...
25 Maalis 22min
🛒 “Always Optimal Prices” — Walmart’s algorithm patent. Babylist’s influencer store. Blackrock’s risk-on letter. +$400 Kelp Makeup DJ
Babylist is selling $500M a year to parents… and its NYC store has an influencer studio.Walmart’s making all of its price tags digital… Surge Pricing in Aisle 6?Larry Fink wants social security to inv...
24 Maalis 22min
🥷 “Make $1K Today” — Car Negotiation 101. Super Chip Smuggling. Fancy Steak Insurance. +Umass’ Michelin food
A YouTube star makes $2.4M negotiating car prices like a ninja… Here’s his top negotiating tip.Texas Roadhouse beat Olive Garden despite record beef prices… because of Steak Insurance.Wildest AI scand...
23 Maalis 22min
🪦 “RIP META” — Zuck’s metaverse kill. K-Pop’s Demon concert. Asia’s 4-day oil week. +Guinness inspector
Netflix is bringing K-Pop Demon Hunters on a concert tour… because sequels are for suckers.Zuck just killed the Metaverse… so does Meta need a new name?Asia’s moving to 4-Day Work Weeks… because the W...
20 Maalis 22min
🏀 “Bank of Shaq” — JPM’s Council of Athletes. Swarmer’s 500% Drone IPO. Banksy’s secret art biz. +Disney’s craziest ideas
Swarmer’s drone stock surged 1,100% since its IPO… and it reminds us of The Bachelor.The mystery artist Banksy just had his real identity revealed… His secret art biz is worth $250M.JPMorgan just hire...
19 Maalis 22min
