4 - Zaeli Kane, Somatic Hypnotist

Zaeli Kane is a performance artist, folk epidemiologist, and psychic Q-Tip dressed as a redheaded woman. All she wants is to gently probe that magic spot of inner ear you’re not supposed to touch, and lovingly pull the gunk out — it feels better if you relax! Zaeli is the Chief Founding Member of the She Shed Hypno Parlour in Austin, Texas, a prominent although conflicted member of the Polyamory Leadership Network, and a MASTER of The Arts according to the University of Massachusetts. Zaeli can be engaged in any of three ways —Instagram, Twitter, and Tiny Letter — but you’ll have to go to the trouble of looking her up yourself.