Single Clitaholic to Cervical Orgasm Superstar

Single Clitaholic to Cervical Orgasm Superstar

The cervix is where Lucia—and many other women, including me—have found God.

God doesn’t hang out in the clitoris. Nah. The clitoris is for girls, amateurs and sexually inexperienced and underf**ked so-called sex experts and doctors. It’s child’s play.


Women f*ck in the vagina, and orgasm via the cervix. This is the zone of self-mastery and god-realization.


People often ask me if they need to be partnered to go on this journey of sensual exploration.


Absolutely not.


In fact, being single—unless you have a very switched on and connected partner—will get you there faster because you aren’t negotiating and adapting to another person’s energy and karma, especially if they have resistance.


In today’s episode, the epically well-f**ked—and single—Lucia shares her journey on finding God in her cervical orgasms and using them to alchemize, heal and fall in love with herself.


My Vaginal Kung Fu Salon is open for registration NOW and it closes January 31st. In this 10-week online salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual.


You’ll learn:

  • My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine to de-numb and activate your vagina so you can make the transition from clit-aholic to cervical orgasm superstar
  • Yoni massage to resensitize your vagina
  • Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts
  • How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be
  • How to transform and alchemize your sexual energy to heal yourself and tap into your creative genius
  • Natural birth control and detoxing off The Pill
  • And how to give a vaginal handjob

Signup at Vaginal Kung Fu.

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