Newsom's AI Plan: Embrace Your Future Overlords

In this uproarious episode, dive into Governor Gavin Newsom's staggering decision to pitch AI safety laws straight into the California sun. Picture a leader who perceives kitchen appliances bent on breakfast domination as an acceptable risk, all in the race to embrace our mechanical overlords. With tech critics dubbing the state the Bermuda Triangle of AI ethics, Newsom coolly assures Californians they’re vital participants in a global anxiety-inducing dialogue. Secure your tickets now for the official Laser Show & Apocalypse Jamboree, where societal collapse is just a side event. Dance, celebrate, and welcome our new silicon sovereigns—while supplies last!