AI Army Saves Time, Fuels Procrastination

In a groundbreaking move set to revolutionize procrastination, Microsoft has introduced AI agents designed to handle your workload while you skillfully avoid it. Forget productivity; AI now excels at your office tasks, leaving you free to conduct that vital Instagram research or master the art of snack arrangement. At the risk of extinction, human workers everywhere are now pondering new essential skills like perfecting the coffee-to-cream ratio. Tune in to explore how this digital workforce might just give us the most productive coffee breaks in history, as human underachievement finds itself threatened by these robotic overachievers.