I Thought That I Died!? r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my shot and causing a McDonald's worker to think I was insane TIFU by finding out I’m not truly a girls girl TIFU by accidentally congratulating an NBA player on the loss of their child. TIFU by forgetting my dentist appointment... and somehow making it worse. TIFU by Withholding My Entire Paycheck in Federal Taxes TIFU by falling for a scam TIFU by laughing at my date for being a mime and having a dad who lives in Iraq TIFU I Bought a $300 Showerhead for the Trash Can TIFU by trying to hold my breath underwater like a pro and passing out in the bath while my kid watched TIFU by using dishwashing liquid for washing vegetables. It's dangerous. TIFU by ignoring a crackling headphone and blessing the bus with my taste in music. TIFU by giving my (21M) 8 year older sister a haircut while my parent's went on vacation

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