I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody.

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r/prorevenge MY BROTHER KEPT PEEING EVERYWHERE!  - Reddit Stories

r/prorevenge MY BROTHER KEPT PEEING EVERYWHERE! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Family hates every guy I bring home. I made them stop asking. Gave my friend's boyfriend HER phone # when he hit on me at a club Guy kept cutting in line at the coffee shop, so I made his morning routine miserable I ragebait a colleague in reddit comments when he treats me badly Neighbor kept “borrowing” my tools until I returned the favor I'm smarter than you Ricky Don’t wanna wear headphones? Ok enjoy some bad vocals I got shoved into a pool by my aunts friend so I sprayed him with a water gun making him furious Foiled pick me’s plans Petty grocery shopping? Previous employer cursing after I left. A man was very rude to my grandma, so I got my revenge. My brother kept leaving pee all over the toilet seat so I gave him a taste of his own medicine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Joulu 31min

r/maliciouscompliance HOW AN AIRLINE LOST MILLIONS!  - Reddit Stories

r/maliciouscompliance HOW AN AIRLINE LOST MILLIONS! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want a list of every item I do every day? Okay. shredded my goose pic? my homie crushed his boss’s rules and exposed his dirty secret! You want me to stop logging bugs? Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. “If you don’t want to be here then leave, because I don’t need you” Manager said only by the planagram Something added in my contract to restrict me was something I later used to help me! My first good one Cargo gets priority? You got it boss! Expense Reimbursement Policy? I'll Follow It to the Letter! Work from Home on Thursdays And Fridays only. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Joulu 31min

r/traumatizethemback THE TIME I VOMITED DURING A WORK MEETING!  - Reddit Stories

r/traumatizethemback THE TIME I VOMITED DURING A WORK MEETING! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Pharmacist wants to know why I don't swallow pills, now she knows Mormons need to learn that not everyone can be "saved" What happens when the “I can fix him” girl meets rage incarnate in a snake’s body Dude insists I'm lying about my name and then asks me repeatedly about my "daddy." He did not like my answer lmao. Explained in detail why my 11 yr old was in the mobility scooter The time I vomited blood during a work meeting Embroidery's not just for girls. If it's mine, it's my choice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Joulu 31min

r/entitledpeople THE WORST WAY TO PICK A GIRL UP! - Reddit Stories

r/entitledpeople THE WORST WAY TO PICK A GIRL UP! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where I got called creepy for being accommodating Update to I got called creepy for being accommodating Entitled customer demands my mom give her free food after mom donated food to a women’s shelter and soup kitchen CAN YOU GIVE ME A RIDE??? My mom keeps taking my shoes/clothes without asking, and I just realized a pair of my shoes are gone... Am I wrong for finally setting a boundary? Friend is mad my brother won't date her. Guy I Gave a Fake Number to Thinks He’s Entitled to Be in My Life She Wanted What She Wanted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Joulu 30min

r/amithejerk? I CANCELLED CHRISTMAS!  - Reddit Stories

r/amithejerk? I CANCELLED CHRISTMAS! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for crafting during meetings? AITA for finally snapping at my stepmother during our family’s early Thanksgiving after years of her passive-aggressive treatment? AITA for giving a secret family recipe to a family member? AITA for telling my friend that proposing is not a suitable 'Christmas present'? AITA for wanting to leave early to the airport for our first international flight AITA for not allowing my DIL to join a camping trip and doubling down on it AITA for dropping my kids off with my wife when she is with a grieving friend AITA for yelling at my friend about her B.O. after literally throwing up? AITA for ‘Cancelling’ Christmas? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Joulu 32min

r/prorevenge YOU WANT ME TO DIG UP MY UNCLE?! ENJOY HELL!  - Reddit Stories

r/prorevenge YOU WANT ME TO DIG UP MY UNCLE?! ENJOY HELL! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Greek Museum revenge against a rude tour guide Taking my break Sent to call center purgatory Guess what happens when you write up your best employee after he came in to help on his day off Girl assumed I was hitting on her. Gave her the same response she gave me. My mom’s boyfriend kicked her out of the house. Want us to move our freshly buried family member from the family plot? Enjoy not being able to access your farm this spring and your ruined reputation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Joulu 30min

r/maliciouscompliance FIRE ME?! I’LL HAVE FUN AT GOOGLE!  - Reddit Stories

r/maliciouscompliance FIRE ME?! I’LL HAVE FUN AT GOOGLE! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Critical Error:Temporary solution no longer temporary IT wanted a ticket per sub-directory A ten minute favor vs thousand euro bill Delicious double-whammy malicious compliance Inbox flooding Short and sweet Emails and Permission You want to review every client interaction? Perfect, your Inbox is about to blow up Look for other jobs and see how much they offer? Sure thing boss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Joulu 30min

r/traumatizethemback CREEPY MOTHER WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE!  - Reddit Stories

r/traumatizethemback CREEPY MOTHER WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Male coworker kept mansplaining my job to me so I publicly corrected his structural calculations in front of clients Server thought crème brûlée shouldn't be 'burny' so I gave her a menu education. The Neighbor Who Thought I Was an Easy Target My mother would shame me having stomach aches, until I shat myself in public Waitress thought I was transgender, so we flashed them I'll teach you what noise really is Mom won't stop crossing my boundaries So YOU killed it?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Joulu 29min

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