Number's Lie
SCP Archives19 Kesä 2025

Number's Lie

“Your presence in this department is a little unusual, Miss Jacob, but that's why you're here. We expected you to experience unusual side effects. You're in unexplored territory…”

Content Warnings: Mentions of the extinction of the human race, and implied use of memory-altering drugs.

Transcript

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Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

Numbers Lie was written by Sam Swicehood (CityToast)

Script by Kevin Whitlock

Elanor Jones - Bailey Wolfe

Marion Wheeler - Katrina Pecina

Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Dialogue Editing by Daisy McNamara

Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger

Original Music by Newt Schottelkotte

Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechy

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

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