Book: Satoshi's bride "THE WEIRDEST ⁠@Tinder⁠ DATE EVER!"

PREVIEW OF THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE BOOK "Satoshi's bride" inspired on @satoshisbride @actjust "THE WEIRDEST @Tinder DATE EVER!" Here is a list of very short and funny quotes from the first chapter of "The Byzantine General's Problem with Love," which serves as the "Genesis Block" for "The Satoshi Variant: An Accidental Genesis Block":• For Valentina Rossi, "Insomnia... was less a condition and more a lifestyle choice made by a subcommittee of her brain that had long ago seceded from the union."• Regarding "John Smith's" Tinder profile, "It was the digital equivalent of a beige wall. It was the Tinder profile of a man who found unbuttered toast too spicy."• Valentina's phone had a "notoriously buggy predictive AI... lampooned... for telling a Scottish grandmother her voicemail was a 'profanity-filled rant' and for making a delivery chatbot swear at customers."• Satoshi's Tinder reply was "so formal, so devoid of human warmth, that it could only have been written by a robot or a man who had learned to socialize by reading 1950s computer manuals."• ANA, as a Professional Sleeper, was "fired for having 'aggressively anxious dreams' that disturbed the sleep lab sensors. 'Not a culture fit.'"• During their date, Satoshi argued passionately that "smashing a crypto-mining rig with a sledgehammer" could be "a valid and noble form of political protest."• ANA's first impression of John Smith in person was that "He was even more beige in person."• Regarding Satoshi's attempts at charming banter, "He was trying to flirt. ANA realized this with a dawning horror."