The Dumbest Things We Assumed As Kids

Our education system has failed us many times.

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0:00 Intro
1:27 There’s a tiny guy in the traffic light poles
3:43 Sponsor (stitch fix)
5:06 The black market was a shady flea market
7:32 Air bags were designed to kill you in a car accident
9:15 It takes 7 years for gum to come out
9:39 If you ran through sprinklers, grass would start growing out of you
12:09 Black & white is how people used to see until they invented color
14:05 Memorials for car crashes are where those people are buried
15:07 Women have kids randomly
16:34 Life is fair
17:10 Penises are temporary and fall off when you get older
18:55 Being lost means you are around many trees
21:36 To get to space, you have to fly through heaven
23:22 Rumble strips on the road are for blind drivers
24:25 Animated movies are filmed like normal movies
26:09 Animals swallowed their food whole
29:51 People’s faces shed until you get your actual face
31:49 Adults have it all figured out and know exactly what they’re doing
35:51 Bloopers