👊 “Real Housewives of Tech” — Elon vs. Altman. Spotify’s Peloton hookup. Ube’s viral surge. +Wedding Dress Ozempic
Spotify is now streaming Peloton workouts… It’s a Taylor-Swift-Travis-Kelce Deal.Ube is the viral produce du jour… like matcha, it’s a case of “Cultural Arbitrage.”Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman began in fe...
28 Huhti 20min
🏈 “Endorse My Ball” — Fernando Mendoza’s LinkedIn-ing. Intel’s chip-rip-dip. The Vatican’s AI savior. +Uber Spy Pricing
Fernando Mendoza went #1 in the NFL Draft… but the real winner is actually LinkedIn.Intel stock hit all-time high for the first time since 2000… because when software dips, chips rip.The institution t...
27 Huhti 22min
🫦 “Emotional staples” — L’Oreal’s lipstick effect. Tesla’s not-self-driving cars. Business Trip ROI. +Adult pregaming
Lipstick is economic soup for the stressed soul… And L’Oreal is the Lipstick Effect in real life.Elon dropped a truth bomb: 4M Teslas can’t drive themselves… Up next? Operation Body Shop.Should you as...
24 Huhti 22min
🐭 “DisneyWings” — Spirit should sell to Disney. Chipotle’s dopamine app. SpaceX’s AI pivot. +Mascot $$$
Spirit Airlines is getting a $500M Gov’t bailout… but once again, we’re pitching Disney Airlines.Chipotle is turning its rewards app into Nintendo… because dopamine daily drives demand.SpaceX just mad...
23 Huhti 22min
😎 “Hot Smartglasses” — Gucci’s Google deal. A16z’s CNN dupe. $40 Half-Chicken economy. +In-Car Toilet
Legendary VC Andreessen Horowitz funds a 24/7 tech show on X… cause the clips are the content.Gucci’s had 11-straight quarters of falling sales… so it’s hooking up with Google.A $40 half-chicken entre...
22 Huhti 22min
👑 “iCEO” — Apple’s new leader. Psychedelics’ stock pop. Tariff refund day. +College Weather Decision
Tim Cook is out, John Ternus is in… Apple’s new CEO reflects a swing back to product-first.Joe Rogan DM’d Trump and got an executive order… so psychedelic stocks surged Monday.Tariff Refunds just went...
21 Huhti 22min
🤠 “Yellowstone Tax” — NYC’s Pied-a-Terre Fee. Goop’s $9M ghost kitchen. Gatorade’s unathletic pivot. +Deal-Blind Dudes
NYC’s pied-a-terre tax, NJ Transit’s World Cup surge pricing… Both inspired by John Dutton.The most successful ghost kitchen? It’s Goop… Gwyneth’s miso bowls make $9M/store.Gatorade is pivoting from a...
20 Huhti 22min
⛳ “FOOOORE” — LIV’s golf miss. Storage Unit Millionaires. QVC’s final deal. +Pro Coffee Snobs
LIV Golf is reportedly shutting down… sportswashing failed, so Saudi Arabia’s pivoting.Storage Units are America’s hottest real estate… but are getting banned by NIMBYs #StorageShamingQVC invented “sh...
17 Huhti 22min
