Weekend at Comey's: Indictment: Sunglasses, Corpses, and Political Theater

Trump’s DOJ has done its best Weekend at Bernie’s impression — dragging a dead case back into court, slapping sunglasses on it, and calling it justice.

In this episode, Croaky breaks down:

• Why the FBI already closed Arctic Haze in 2021 — and why reviving it now is absurd.

• The wafer-thin charges: one false statement, one obstruction, and a third count the grand jury itself refused.

• The real misconduct Trump’s DOJ skipped: Comey’s memos.

• How Trump’s missed opportunities and distraction tactics are undermining accountability.

• Why Florida conservatism looks like Byzantium while national MAGA drifts into late-stage Rome.

👉 It’s not law. It’s theater. And it’s Weekend at Comey’s.

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