SCP-6369 & SCP-2050
SCP Archives6 Marras 2025

SCP-6369 & SCP-2050

SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls will connect.

SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of the Sciurus vulgaris species, more commonly known as red squirrels, although the organization claims that "all righteous squirrel brethren are welcome."

Content Warnings: Rats, comedic violence. Mentions of animal death (rodent).

Transcript

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Patrons July 2-15

Collin Cook, Jazmine, Kordell Schumacher, Danni Edwards, Taylor Allgood, Nodder Aryafar, Death by Nature, Saint Lange, BrittaStina, Shawn Collins, GhostGalaxy808, Zeronoq, Snout, Charles Jones, Kvothe, Gabrielle Jean-Baptiste, SODAHAPPY, Just General, candy, I_HATE_TUESDAYS, Ben, Bel and Manny, Slayer dot exe, Violet O’Malley, Patrick, Foxy, Knut Olav Grott, g3t_r3c7_m8-, my mincraft, Hanna Mullins, Gooftbd, Kinetic, Haunt Pitcher, FaeofWhimsy, King Beetle, ThroatScratch, harry hodgson Jaraha, maxwell burnett, petschro, Midnight_Vampryss, Flo, Quinten Riehl, Daddiobadio, Jules Forman, Don Walden, Jake Green, Sokuim, Skeleton Frank, Phycogamer100, Aaron, Eamonn, and Lysandra Tiller!

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-6369 was written by Labiosis, Laveritas, and Zyn

SCP-2050 was written by Weizhong

Script by Daisy McNamara

Narrator - Jon Grilz

Evangeline Perry - Hannah Schooner

SCP-6369-B - Katrina Pecina

Narrator 2 - Daisy McNamara

SCP-2050-2 - Rhys Lawton

SCP-2050-3 - Chris Harris-Beechey

SCP-2050-4 - Erika Sanderson

Envoy - Vic Collins

SCP-2050-131 - Kit Paterson

Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger

Original Music - Newton Schottelkotte

Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara

Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

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