Study Bros and Hormone Hoes

Study bros, hormone hoes and biohacking bitches vs. my orgasms.

“OH LOOK A NEW STUDY CAME OUT AND NOW HRT IS REALLY ACTUALLY SAFE!”

“Look at my peptide stack!”

“I need all these machines and tests to tell me what’s happening in my own body”

“I give my blood away in an ancient ritual every month to a stranger to be DNA and data-farmed and I call it empowerment!”

Not even remotely interested.

I f**k and heal myself instead.

In this episode:

• Is “biohacking” just…taking drugs?
• Are all the “study bros” alpha males or just beta bitches?
• Hire a whore/commission a “study”
• Pledging allegiance to the gods of “science”
• Hey there’s a new study vindicating HRT. Are you excited?!?
• Internal reliance vs. external outsourcing
• Is taking drugs for your entire life a solution or a Band-Aid?
• The magical f**k rules over all