Ahmadinejad Killed Michael Jackson with Anna Hossnieh

Iran does NOT play when it comes to coups. So it makes sense that incumbent Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would have been nervous when protests broke out after he basically stole the 2009 election. But was he so nervous that he'd plan and execute the assassination of the world's most famous pop star just to distract the world media??? Idk, maybe!