White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison

Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE! 00:00 Intro 00:43 Johnny didn’t snitch 01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel 03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree? 05:53 Johnny’s first fight in prison 07:35 Different types of jail 08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp 10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits 14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker 20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness 22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer 26:30 Coke is where the money is 29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart 35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse 41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month 46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs 56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel 01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore 01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl 01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing 01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies 01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes 01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling 01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money? 01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts 01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen 01:38:51 Embracing your past 01:41:40 How Johnny would start again… 01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation 01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird 02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents 02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection 02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall 02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism 02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life 02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict 02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison 02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie 02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat 02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy 02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best 02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf 02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting 02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets” 02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices